What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 08:00

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”